Waitressing - A Journey, not a Destination
Foreword about the author/note of reassurance to future employers: Waitress Incognito is contrary to what the following post may lead you to believe, an excellent, considerate and highly attentive waitress who wishes nothing more than to serve happiness and joy on a plate and in person to everyone she meets. The author wishes to thank every customer past, present and future for enriching her life with experiences and insights into the human psyche that she admittedly sometimes wishes she never had to discover but is ultimately grateful for and, without which, would not have crafted her into the reasonably competent waitress and human she is today. Waitress Incognito requests that the public respect her privacy and contact her Personal Assistant (see below) should they wish to employ her for future waitressing gigs, signings and celebrity endorsements. It is recommended that the following content be read in jest and consumed akin to that of the bland meals she serves at work, that ...